愚人节整人祝愿（英语） You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today AprilFools Day! 你立在群体中，被柔柔风轻轻吹起的长头发，像世间美丽的节奏，在我心中很长时间萦绕，使想对你说：你的假发套要掉了……今日但是圣诞节哦！ You find one you love deservesthe love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go! 你来找一个非常值得你爱的去爱，我不足掌握你与你的情感，我明白有些事没法凑合，有一些间距没法超过，如同昨日我没法坚信，为了更好地根骨骼你也就跟人跑了！ In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good! 在我眼中，你看起来始终是无拘无束，用餐始终是津津乐道，入睡始终是酣然入睡……我真是羡慕你呀，唉！有时想一想，和你那般做头猪也挺不错的！ My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.” 我对你的情深没法付诸语言，除开一句“滚一边去”！ Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head. 娇艳欲滴的紫罗兰，鲜红色的玫瑰花，甜美的糖，如同你一样美。但紫罗兰会凋落，玫瑰花会发黄，糖碗空空如也，与你的脑壳一样。 Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed. 爱情是上天赐福，感情如此美好，可我与你同眠仅仅由于喝醉酒。开业贺词 If a mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I have committed heinouscrimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you! 假如长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错；如果聪慧是一种罪，我已经做出罪大恶极，做人真难！但你也就好了，既没有错又没罪，真羡慕你！ Toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who? 蟾蜍追求完美白天鹅，天鹅不屑一顾地说：我如果成长为你那样早死去了！蟾蜍不服气：那猪还过得认真的呢！猪听了，感觉很憋屈：我只是在看短消息，我招谁惹谁了？端午节祝福短信 If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated…… 如果你看起来不好看，请打 110；如果你身型不太好，请打120；如果你脾气不好，请打119；如果你感觉自身好看，请打我手机，细谈…… My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life 我的心肝脾肺肾，我的挚爱，我漂亮的贤妻良母，我这一生就毁在你手上。 What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. 是啥激起了我痴情的篇章？伏特加二杯，酸柠檬一片。