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  关于幽默的哲理名言格言警句:

1.love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 感情就象照片,必须很多的暗室時间来塑造。

2.love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要细心去爱着你的隔壁邻居,但是不必让她的丈夫了解。

3.money is not everything. there‘s mastercard visa. 纸币并不是全能的,有时候还必须银行信用卡。

4.never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不必等明天交不上差再找借口,今日就需要找好。

5.one flower does not make a spring一花独放不是春。

6.you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是由于她的漂亮而喜欢她,而她却由于这份爱而漂亮。

7.your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “如今的理想决策着你的未来”,因此或是再睡一会吧。

8.success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 取得成功是一个有关专有名词,他会给你们提供许多不相应的亲朋好友。

9.the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明的人全是单身的,结婚对象难以再聪明起来。

10.there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应当有更快的方法逐渐新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每一个早上都醒来时。

11.when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两人的情况是不稳定的,三个优秀人才是!

12.where there is a life,there is a way.功夫不负有心人。

13.work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! “工作中好有趣耶!”尤其是看见他人工作中。

14.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服装就象铁网,它阻拦你轻率行为但并不防碍你畅快的收看。

15.a friend in need is a friend indeed.同甘共苦见真谛。

16.children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的孩子会生出出现意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩子。

17.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉早晚也会完婚,幸福快乐并不是长久的嘛。

18.god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神决策了谁就是你的亲朋好友,幸运的是在挑选好朋友层面他给了你留了空间。

19.hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? “认真工作不容易造成身亡!”但是我是不会用自身去证实。

20.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我一直也不会忘掉我们在一起的日子。

21.life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就是这样朱古力,个中滋味难以预测。

22.living without goal is like sailing without a compass.没有目标的日常生活就犹如沒有风水罗盘的出航。

23.love alone could waken love!只有爱才可以唤起爱!

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