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全新的搞笑英文短消息 Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 是每一朵花都能意味着感情，可是玫瑰花保证了；并不是每一种树都可耐住口渴，可是白杨保证了；并不是每一头猪都可以看短信，可是你实现了。祝贺你了！ This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5…4…3…2…1… >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 这条信息可能使你的保持清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >报错：未探测到大脑!!! Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1） Pray-so that u may live…2）Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早安……你今天上午睡醒的过程中是否有做这俩件最关键的事呢? 1）祷告- 好让你能活下去……2）冲澡-好让他人还可以活下去! Once god came up 2 me granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible，he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said，Let me try world peace. 有一次造物主赶到我眼前同意了我一个心愿。我讲我想维护世界和平。“那就是不太可能的”他说道。随后我请使你变聪慧。他说道：“你或是让我试试让维护世界和平吧。” This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5…4…3…2…1… >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 这条信息可能使你的保持清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >报错：未探测到大脑！！！搞笑短信 Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…Sorry I will leave, I cant find a brain. 您好，我是病毒感染！而且如今正慢慢进入你的大脑……真的对不起，我要走了，由于我压根找不着你的大脑！ Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live…2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早安……你今天上午睡醒的过程中是否有做这俩件最关键的事呢？ 1）祷告- 好让你能活下去……2）冲澡-好让他人还可以活下去！ Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Dont Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. 好看的脸蛋儿能吸引住眼球可是好的人品能吸引住内心。你很好运的并且有着这两层面！被吹捧了？少来啦！这一短信是赠送给我的。我只不过是想让你看一下而已。 Dont be mad, dont be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 不必兴奋，不必抑郁，牛顿相貌也不好看！ If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you. 如果你趴着不动，我会去约你。如果你不见了，我会寻觅你。如果你离开，我会等你。假如日子会将你带去，我会给你作战。可是，如果你终止发短信息内容，我会宰了你。 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 你始终不可以击败一个纯SB,由于他会将你的智力拉到跟他个水准,随后用丰富多彩的工作经验击败你 12.I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I’’ve no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. 我明白这世界上有些人在等着我，但我不知道我在等谁，为了更好地这一，我每日都特别开心。 day ull B surprised 2C ME beside U. U Me laughing, UMe crying, U Me dreaming, U Me holding on, U Me…just U Me sitting in a MENTAL ME CHECKING U. 一天你能很吃惊的发觉我发生在你旁边。彼此一起欢乐，一起抽泣，一起理想，偎依在一起，一起……只不过彼此一起坐到精神病医院里而且我（医师）让你（精神病患者）做检查。 You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love. 你也许会从山里掉下去，也有可能会从树枝掉下去，可是，最好是的方法，就是你会爱上我。 Once god came up 2 me granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. Thats impossible, he said. 有一次造物主赶到我眼前同意了我一个心愿。我讲我想维护世界和平。“那就是不太可能的”他说道。 Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. 好看的脸蛋儿能吸引住眼球可是好的人品能吸引住内心。你很好运的并且有着这两层面！被吹捧了？ 少来啦！这一短信是赠送给我的。我只不过是想让你看一下而已。 Good morning…… Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live…2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早安…你今天上午睡醒的过程中是否有做这俩件最关键的事呢？生日短信祝福 1）祷告- 好让你能活下去..2）冲澡-好让他人还可以活下去！ This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5…4…3…2…1… >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 这条信息可能使你的保持清醒5秒。5..4..3..2..1.. >报错：未探测到大脑！！！